D-Bag CEO is a gay, woke, DEI, feminist, communist repurposing of the classic card game Old Maid. D-Bag CEO features 12 professions that are better for society and more rewarding than being a D-Bag CEO. Like the original game, the goal is to form and discard pairs of cards and not to be left with the odd card (the D-Bag) at the end.
The deck consists of 52 cards in 4 color suits with 13 occupations per suit. Play our warped version of Old Maid and your other favorite games with this deck.
You can be a hot cougar Old Maid.
Just... don’t be the D-Bag CEO!
Order here. $14/each. Bulk pricing available.


D-Bag CEO card game
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